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{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}
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Robert Marcel Charles Benoist was a French Grand Prix motor racing driver. He won several Grand Prix racing events and the 24 Hours of Le Mans between 1924 and 1937.
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