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Nawab Malik is an Indian politician who served as the Minority Development, Skill Development and Entrepreneurship Minister of Maharashtra and also the guardian minister of Gondia & Parbhani. He is the National Spokesperson and Mumbai President of the Nationalist Congress Party.
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Tong Jianming is a Chinese procurator and politician, currently serving as executive deputy procurator of the Supreme People's Procuratorate.
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